Here are some funny quotes from the world of real-life racing. Note that some may sound completely irrelevant, but after all they were said in associations with racing (even though it’s not always obvious), and hey, they’re funny, so what the heck!

“He is shedding buckets of adrenalin in that car” – Murray Walker

“Todo es justo en el amor y las carreras. All is fair in love and racing.” – Felix Sabates

“Women in the truck is bad luck.” – Ed Donovan

“I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide…” – Mitch Hedberg

“Robby Gordon has a tremendous amount of talent, but when he pulls the helmet over his head, he knocks some sort of switch that makes him an idiot.” – Felix Sabates

“Everything was fine until I left and then I ran out of talent!” – Don Garlits

“Do my eyes deceive me, or is Senna’s Lotus sounding rough?” – Murray Walker

“If you’ve got $20 million coming in and $30 million going out, sooner or later your wife’s going to say, ‘Hey, what are you doing?'” – Felix Sabates

“It’s raining and the track is wet” – Murray Walker

Got any more? Post some real-life racing quotes (or TM quotes – some players say the most hilarious things!) in the comments below, or make up your own quotes 😀


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