Trackmania Inslider 3

Our special undercover reporter is constantly peeking through keyholes at Nadeo offices and today, he brings us disturbing news about one of the nastiest unfairnesses witnessed throughout the StarTrack contest: the history of SiverT’s exclusion from Round 2 and later!

As you can guess simply by looking at SiverT’s nickname, his real name is Trevis. When Trevis was 6 years old, he once accidentally drove his bike over a remotely controlled car toy that one girl in his neighbourhood was playing with. That girl was none other than Alinoa, Nadeo’s official campaigns’ trackmaker.

Alinoa swore secretly that she will hunt Trevis down no matter where he hides and make his life the most miserable.

Because we found Alinoa’s girlie diary, we can dive deep into the dark path of her revenge. A selection of dates and records follows (parental advisory: explicit darkness!)

“My dearest diary. It’s 2 a.m. on the 25th of December, 1997, and today I sneaked into the house where Trevis and his parents live, and stole all the presents they put under the christmas tree so that he cries his eyes out when he does not find any. I hates him!”

“My dearest diary, It’s 16:37 on the 14th of February, 1999, and I am putting a video of Trevis, crying over the Valentine Card I sent him, on YouTube. The card reads “You smell!”. I hates him!”

“My dearest diary, it’s 23:54, 16th of October 2008, thursday, and I’m sneaking into Florent’s office to modify the ratings my colleagues gave to Trevis’s track so that he suffers as a loser when he drops out of the competition.”

There’s more sinister records in the diary, but those will be dealt with by the police. Meanwhile, you should try to provide Sivert with some positive feedback, such as telling him “I told you so!” You can usually find him in the Loosers Lounge, sipping ice cream with his straw. That straw is the only thing (besides clothes) that he has left after the mysterious fire in his appartment in February ‘08, and after he’s been fired from his job due to the drugs found in his desk (he denies any knowledge of them, of course).

14 Responses to “Trackmania Inslider 3”

  1. Sivert Says:

    How long do I have to pay for that incident? It wasn’t like I aimed for the thing. It just happened to be there. I couldn’t quite focus. I had too much of some white powder I found at work. I couldn’t think straight. It wasn’t my fault!

    Now Alinoa has robbed me of the one thing that kept me going. I live by the moment and every morning I try to gether strength to go on. It’s getting hard…

    I also want to take the opportunity to deny that any unlawful substances should have been found in my desk. The desk belonged to a collegue of mine and he did actually give me the key to the drawer himself. It wasn’t like I’d bring drugs to my workspace. I never would… I don’t even know how to take drugs.

    My only obsession is ice-cream topped with some white stuff that I get from an internet drug-store.

    As a final note I deny my real life identity and that I really exist.

  2. XTMarkus Says:

    lol nice article and cool comment Sivert muhahahah :)
    had nice laughs while reading^^

  3. TimeBreaker Says:

    trevis ? xD w00t i didnt know lol..
    really nice article !! couldnt stop laughing :D

  4. JumperJack Says:

    haha, now these are the posts why i keep coming to the blog… ^^

  5. DaKKoN Says:

    lol idd, it cranked me up!!

    I got a sugestion: Ask popgun to be a “journalist” here.
    If you read his posts in the TMX-STAR-forum in the Loooosers lounge: Well all I can say: I still got stomach-aches from roflmao^^

  6. KiWiNiNjA Says:

    Cracked* me up

  7. smok3y Says:

    Hahahaha, poor lil jokes on poor lil Trevis but hilarious :D

  8. SkunkY Says:

    *hihi*
    I feel with you Sivert,
    I had to laugh anyway! :D

  9. djoszee Says:

    Rofl, funny as hell…poor Trevis :D

  10. Alinoa Says:

    How did you get extracts of my precious diary ? :p

  11. muisje Says:

    oh i loved this post , no mercy to remote car killers !!!

  12. Sivert Says:

    Yikes, Alinoa is here… gotta run… gotta hide… nobody tell her where I am PLEASE!!!

  13. Jozii Says:

    Haha, I just can’t stop smiling xD

  14. Xmastree Says:

    Wow MMMM Maybe we better keep this on the downlow ate all the brownies. HeHe
    Now i got the munchies LOL

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